*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*
*5 minutes later*
Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.
when the wifi finally connects
I thought this was going to be educational…. it was
u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny
Now that it’s spring I should probably shave my legs
I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time